Basically the equivalence of every thought in my brain all in one place.
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
(via dog-earedpage)@2 days ago with 104715 notes
a relationship is like a house
if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
unless that house is a lying whore
then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
(via acquire-swag)@4 hours ago with 269537 notes
It’s decided I’m going to get a hairless cat because they look like beautiful aliens and I’m going to name my baby Beelzebub. It means lord of the house in Hebrew but the second meaning is satan :) and he will wear sweaters and I will love him so.@2 days ago